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Terrible Names For Music Bands

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This is a list of Terrible Names for Music Bands. I invented these, so please don;t use them for any actual bands. Also, they are terrible so it’s a bad idea if you want to use them. Then again, look at the success you can have with names  like Lady Gaga, Lady Antebellum, Rhianna, Black Eyed Peas, and Ke$ha. So, maybe you could use these after all….

TERRIBLE BAND NAMES

1) The Proton Jorell

2) Grand-Ninny Funk

3) Whassa-tron

4) Eight Sco-bags and their Sco-bleezer

5) The Pig And The Man

6) The Banjoeers

7) Tight Ukes

8) Y S Y?

9) Avoid Your Angry Girlfriend

10) Plop

11) Mind The Crap

12) One Note Repeated

13) Yar! (Actually, that one’s kinda good)

14) WTF (that’s kinda good too, actually)

15) The No Refund Band (credit to, I think Deron or Meghan for the idea of an Improv troupe with this name)

Okay…  I’d love to see what you can come up with for bad band names. Any ideas?

Bad Bands Deserve Names Too

Bad Bands Deserve Names Too

3 comments

1 Danny WindNo Gravatar { 04.03.10 at 3:01 pm }

Box of Hectares
Oils and Oil-Like Substances
~ (Tilde)
Dental Sealant
Gigli
That Which Does Not Kill You Only Makes You Steve
Pi to the First Digit (4)
Spume

2 Joe K.No Gravatar { 04.04.10 at 5:17 am }

The Chin McMau Happy Parade

3 Utnar SagadishNo Gravatar { 04.04.10 at 8:11 am }

That name so awesome, “danny” and” joe”. did you every one come up with name of danny or joe for yourself?

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