WHY DON’T I HAVE A RELIABLE INTERNET CONNETION EVER?!

Reasons I don’t want to leave London:

1. No more subtly-gloating “I’m in London” blog posts and status updates.

2. No more of those awesome ads with the guy singing about phones. “Immortalize your luncheon, with the camera function.” “If you’re gonna get a new ring tone, at least wait til you’re alone.” “He’s some kind of Casanova, he’s a real Don Juan. He knows that handwriting recognition technology can be a real turn on.” (I spent ten minutes looking for youtube clips. They don’t exist. Use your imagination.)

3. No more easy-to-navigate public transportation. BACK TO SPENDING THREE TO FIVE HOURS A DAY IN MY CAR NO BIG DEAL RIGHT OH MY GOD I WANT TO DIE.

Reasons that it’s OK That I’m Leaving London

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3. The weather? I guess?

(See you Sunday, California.)