Re-branding WeWriteFunny – Mistake or GENIUS???

So here it is. The WeWriteFunny blog. Once-in-awhile products re-brand. Coca-cola had their success with New Coke, and why can’t we do the same?

At the next Brevity meeting I will be proposing the following….

WeWroteFunny.com
This really takes the writing pressure off! No need to bring anything funny. We sure did WROTE funny, din’t we, fellas? But we don’t have to do it no more. Thems the past.

WeWillHaveWrittenFunny.com
This helps me feel better about the writing I haven’t even done yet. It will be great, I promise, just as soon as I have done it! There is the potential of future funny, but only if ANOTHER action happens first! Which brings us to…

WeWillWriteFunny.com
This is the step necessary for WeWillHaveWrittenFunny.com to exist. It’s a pretty big hurdle though, because it involves actual writing, and, well, funniness and stuff. I’m freaking out!! I can’t do it!!

WeCouldWriteFunny.com
The conditional is SO nice! It relieves your stress of, you know, performing. It even suggests maybe it’s not that we can’t write funny, but that we don’t WANT to. Like, we *could*, if we FELT like it. But we don’t. Doesn’t mean we won’t suddenly write some HILARIOUS shit out of the blue. Don’t nap, or we COULD take you by surprise with chortling phatness of comedy.

WeAreWritingFunny.com
It’s happening. Right now. As we speak. We just can’t show you yet, cuz we’re not done. Oh shut up. Stop complaining. These will be *free* laughs. You can wait. You want ‘em sooner, ya gotta be a paying customer.

WeHaveWrittenFunny.com
It’s happened before, so it MAY happen again. It’s a proven fact that we have done it. Now we are resting on our very small laurels. Resting until the time comes when comedians are feted like feudal lords! Given wine, women, and song. Well, fuck it, I can do without the songs but just wine, women and even more wine and women! And some kielbassa.

YouWriteFunny.com
A blank page and blinking cursor. You wanna laugh? Then write something. C’mon. Make *yourself* laugh. Tell a joke. C’mon. Whatsamatter? Oh you want US to make YOU laugh! Lazy bastard. See? Comedy ain’t so easy.

WhoWritesFunny.com
An ad for writers to come join our evil brigade so that we may belch forth black, odious comedy sputum over the web land of people’s mindesses. Douche bags (not *you*, though if you thought I meant you, it says something about your self-image), fey goblins, sexual prancing. None of these have to do with comedy, but I enjoyed typing them.

***Bonus one I couldn’t fit into this post cuz I wasn’t a good enough writer, so I’m slapping at the end like meat on the outside of a sandwich:

WeScribedJocundly.anon (too hip. oldies won’t get it)

If you have great new re-branding ideas for WeWriteFunny.com, please find better things to do.