Comments on: Nickelodeon Rejects my Cartoon Idea: Stetson Bear

By: Kryssen Robinson

Kryssen Robinson — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 22:23:48 +0000

He’s more like Mr. Positive.

Seriously, if I was the one looking at this I would tell you that the drawing are not only crappy, but the whole idea isn’t even Nickelodeon material!

By: Barry P.

Barry P. — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 17:05:41 +0000

Happy New Year Michael.

By: michael

michael — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 12:13:10 +0000

What . . . the fuck . . . . is wrong with you people?

By: Joe K.

Joe K. — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 23:10:24 +0000

I would love to work with you, but unfortunately there’s a Bear union that I’d have to deal with if we were to work together. Some of their popular ways to derail a shooting are: They demand that a stunt bear be used during scenes involving a unicycle, go-cart, or anvil; Salmon must be Bear Union-Approved (which can get quite expensive); Bear actors must possess at lest 40% of the toy distribution rights–which I would never allow. The cartoon bear allowed me to avoid this.

Best,

Joe K.

By: Oursie the Unemployed Bear

Oursie the Unemployed Bear — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:19:21 +0000

I’m a currently-bewteen-gigs bear with acting background. I would love to pair up with you to develop your idea as a live-action series. I am trained in Meisner, Stanislavsky and Ringling Bros. techniques.

Perhaps if we get a camera, and you can feed me a kipper for each line I do write, perhaps I will act for you and not tear your fleshy face from its skull-plate.

I don;t think Cartoon Network ‘got’ your story because it is too nuanced for a cartoon bear. You need a real bear to add real snout-expressions, and emotions to this character. I can see myself as a cross-dressed, child eating, lovable bear. This comes naturally to me. You will have to bring salmon each day so I do not disembowel you seeking warm savories.

I look forward to working together.

Get back to me! (hopehopehope!)
XXXOOO
Oursie