Blogging-Undies

by Barry P.; November 25, 2009

It makes a difference which underwear I wear when I blog,

I swear.

If wear the ones with a tear, invariably my posts go nowhere.

On somedays and Sundays I blog in the nude,

to some this seems unspeakably rude.

On Wednesdays I blog wearing a thong, why is that so unspeakably wrong?

Try it out, you’ll see it’s a big blog-a-thon.

By Thursday my briefs are all in the laundry,

so I re-post old posts, and and re-wear old undies.

Yes, my undies go right along with my moods,

so my blog posts reflect them, just as they should.

So which pair of knickers wears I today?

I don’t know if I’ve the gumption to say.

You’d never believe me anyway.

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(Actual Elephant Undies From Photo Available Through This Link)

3 comments

1 Deron { 11.25.09 at 10:10 am }

My old comedy troupe used to have a sketch which featured underwear just like this as the punchline. It was called “Casual Friday,” so you can pretty much put the joke together from that.

2 Joe K. { 11.25.09 at 3:15 pm }

Well done, sir.

Are these types of underwear made to order? Or is there a warehouse in New Jersey packed to the roof with dusty, novelty underwear? I feel like a documentary about searching for this mythical underwear warehouse would perform well at a film festival. The End…

3 Barry P. { 11.28.09 at 11:46 pm }

The warehouse was in Belgrade, but an errant NATO missle has left most of the stock damaged. A gross of these sateen elephant underoo’s with slightly-scorched trunk are available at discount, as many were melded together by the subsequent warehouse fire and cannot be separated.

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