Jesus In A Bathroom Door – Real News!

So, apparently Jesus has begun hanging out in bathroom doors. Check out this real news story.

This particular door was at Ikea. Why did Jesus choose IKEA? Does he shop there? Stuff from IKEA is nice and easy to assemble, so I could see why he might go there.

What’s more confusing is why the son of God would cchoose to leave his mark on a bathroom door? Is it a message for people entering the lavatory that they’d better flush and wash their hands?

But there is controversy surrounding the latest Christ-like manifestation (recall the similarly awe inspiring Shroud of Turin or ‘Cheetos-Jesus’). The wife of the man who discovered bathroom-Jesus does not think it looks like Jesus. She says it looks like Gandalf from Lord of the Rings.

Wait, there’s more! The IKEA store employees don’t agree with either of them. They insist the striated phantom face in the bathroom portal looks like Benny Andersson of ABBA. I mean, he is Swedish, like IKEA, after all.

Who do you think the face in the door looks like?